Hostage Situation at Mar-A-Lago

Donald Trump remains firmly in control of the GOP

Imagine the sheer animal pleasure of calling Mitch McConnell a dumb son-of-a-bitch in front of a large audience of Republican donors wealthy beyond avarice.

Pictured: a dumb son-of-a-bitch

This may be the first time I’ve ever actually envied Donald J Trump. I didn’t know I wanted to call the Senate minority leader a “stone-cold…