Get in, Loser: We’re Destroying the American Dream Happy belated Veteran’s day: that glorious holiday where, for 24 hours, we are legally allowed to kill anyone who doesn’t say “thank you for your service” or offer us free food. It’s just nice to feel appreciated, you know? Anyway, here’s how…

America Learned Nothing For the first time in my life I am thankful that, when 9/11 happened, I was young enough and dumb enough to cheer when Bush said we would make no distinction between the terrorists and the countries that harbored them. I am thankful that I so thoroughly…

Unions are Rising Up. It’s About Time “If you saw Atlas, the giant who holds the world on his shoulders, if you saw that he stood, blood running down his chest, his knees buckling, his arms trembling but still trying to hold the world aloft with the last of his…

No Survivors Despite McCarthy’s shitassery, I don’t think the Democrats will torpedo the government by getting behind Gaetz’ motion — they are, by and large, politicians and not warriors. …

Who Could Possibly Have Seen This Coming? Tires squeal and kick up a cloud of dust as the driver floors the vehicle — it’s Kevn McCarthy with a car full of furious, screaming Democrats. Behind him, Matt Gaetz accelerates his enormous pickup in hot pursuit, truck nuts flapping behind him…

A survival guide for when the world turns on you “Cancel culture” is a virtually meaningless phrase at this point. Mostly it is bullshit, but sometimes it is not. Cancellation is absolutely a real thing. It happens often. It’s ugly, and awful, and shredding. By cancellation, I don’t mean suffering negative repercussions for being an asshole. I’m talking about a…

It is August 15th, 2023 and the Heritage Foundation’s daily Daily Signal newsletter has devoted their top spot to the most relevant political story of the day: an unfolding legal scandal that revolve around a threat to democracy itself. …

You Should Get To Live Here Too I live in a country with free healthcare. It covers everything but dental, and I almost never have a copay. Urgent care visits are free. Medication is virtually free. My healthcare covers weekly therapy and has, in the past, covered group therapy, a…

Fast Times With the New York Young Republicans The official location for this party landed in our inboxes just a couple hours ago and we weren’t supposed to tell anyone but of course somebody told someone and so the sidewalk outside this restaurant in Little Italy contains about 10 intrepid…