A survival guide for when the world turns on you “Cancel culture” is a virtually meaningless phrase at this point. Mostly it is bullshit, but sometimes it is not. Cancellation is absolutely a real thing. It happens often. It’s ugly, and awful, and shredding. By cancellation, I don’t mean suffering negative repercussions for being an asshole. I’m talking about a…

It is August 15th, 2023 and the Heritage Foundation’s daily Daily Signal newsletter has devoted their top spot to the most relevant political story of the day: an unfolding legal scandal that revolve around a threat to democracy itself. …

You Should Get To Live Here Too I live in a country with free healthcare. It covers everything but dental, and I almost never have a copay. Urgent care visits are free. Medication is virtually free. My healthcare covers weekly therapy and has, in the past, covered group therapy, a…

Fast Times With the New York Young Republicans The official location for this party landed in our inboxes just a couple hours ago and we weren’t supposed to tell anyone but of course somebody told someone and so the sidewalk outside this restaurant in Little Italy contains about 10 intrepid…

Better Trump Water Than Tap Water Here are a few things that happened in the last couple weeks Biden has made no public statement on the recent East Palestine derailment. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg waited days to acknowledge the disaster Donald Trump went to East Palestine and handed out…

Neither One Can Win. Whoever Does Might Be Worse Because I never shut up about politics people sometimes ask me questions about what I think will happen next, possibly because they’re curious and possibly because they’d like to talk about literally anything but whatever socially-inappropriate stream-of-conscious contrarian inside-baseball rant I’ve…

700 Words About Racism One of the weirdest and most irritating things about people is that sometimes they totally misunderstand some person or concept, and then when that person or concept works in a different way than they expected they will say “lmao look at this hypocrisy” instead of “hey…

It’s Not Too Late to Not Be Stupid Breaking news: the FBI just found another 6 improperly stored classified documents in Biden’s possession, this time in his Delaware home. …

The Time for Politics Has Passed Audio Version After 20 very long, very loud years of sermons on the dangers of terrorism, it seems the Republican party has no choice but to negotiate with 20 political suicide bombers just to operate a government. …