Fast Times With the New York Young Republicans The official location for this party landed in our inboxes just a couple hours ago and we weren’t supposed to tell anyone but of course somebody told someone and so the sidewalk outside this restaurant in Little Italy contains about 10 intrepid…

Better Trump Water Than Tap Water Here are a few things that happened in the last couple weeks Biden has made no public statement on the recent East Palestine derailment. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg waited days to acknowledge the disaster Donald Trump went to East Palestine and handed out…

Neither One Can Win. Whoever Does Might Be Worse Because I never shut up about politics people sometimes ask me questions about what I think will happen next, possibly because they’re curious and possibly because they’d like to talk about literally anything but whatever socially-inappropriate stream-of-conscious contrarian inside-baseball rant I’ve…

700 Words About Racism One of the weirdest and most irritating things about people is that sometimes they totally misunderstand some person or concept, and then when that person or concept works in a different way than they expected they will say “lmao look at this hypocrisy” instead of “hey…

It’s Not Too Late to Not Be Stupid Breaking news: the FBI just found another 6 improperly stored classified documents in Biden’s possession, this time in his Delaware home. …

The Time for Politics Has Passed Audio Version After 20 very long, very loud years of sermons on the dangers of terrorism, it seems the Republican party has no choice but to negotiate with 20 political suicide bombers just to operate a government. …

This Is The Future The Far Right Wants In less than a year conservative rhetoric has gone from “of course we support trans people but they should not compete in sports” to “if trans people don’t want to be murdered they should stop being trans.” Many Conservatives with enormous platforms are calling for mass violence like a supervillain…

74 Million People Voted for Trump. What Happens When It’s Someone You Know? It has come to the Internet’s attention that Euphoria actress Sidney Sweeney wore a hat at her mother’s 60th birthday. …

On August 4th, CPAC applauded a fascist. Here’s what Orban had to say “This is why we have always fought: we are willing to mix with one another, but we do not want to become peoples of mixed-race.” -Viktor Orban, July 23, 2022 On August 4th, Hungarian prime minister Viktor…